We had our first Guest post today! It’s a historic day as Matty Hull took the bull by the horns and went ON THE RECORD to share his tale on an old Bills tale from 2005. Let’s get right into it as we break down what the Bills need to do to WIN today at the Ralph.

Falcon Meat on the Bone

The Bills were kind enough to deliver some fresh meat to the Falcons, with Cordarrelle Patterson and Mike Davis both tweeting out delicious looking wings, from the local staples Bar Bill Tavern and Duffs. Both were complimentary of the gesture, from Reid Ferguson, Stefon Diggs and friends, and it’s a nice touch as the Bills seek to stomp the Falcons into road kill. I enjoy the idea of treating a couple good guys to some fine wings and BLEU, it should help slow down Patterson on Sunday, in a game that matters to both teams.

Josh is In Kill Mode

I fully expect a blowout today, simply because it seems Josh has finally kicked it back into kill mode. I coined him The General last year, because of his insatiable thirst for victory, that toed the line of yesteryears military heroes. His ageless leadership and tall tale stature has the Bills in a place of comfort and confidence despite a few bad losses earlier in the year. It took a wind storm to see that even God’s wind and Buffalo’s hellscape cant stop Allens arm.

Confidence is Contagious

The unfortunate loss of Tre White is long forgotten by most Bills fans, but this writer/fan is still studying the lifeblood of Leslie Frasier’s ‘bend but don’t break’ defense. The DBs. Despite Tre White not being on the corner, the Bills have stacked up against their opponents pass games. Dane Jackson and hard hitting Taron Johnson have secured their place as real contributors in Buffalo. I fully expect Demar Hamlin to make a few big plays in White’s absence.

Hyde and Poyer have proven they are the true QBs on defense, and having 2, is a very good thing.

Matty Ice Can Still Freeze Fun

Look, I (sports) hate Matt Ryan. I have longed for the Falcons to replace him since he inherited Mike Vick’s hot rebrand in Atlanta. He has continued to perform, at a, high? level, year in an year out, and he is what I call a “hollywood” QB. He looks the part, says all the right things, and manages the team well. He’s a boss, and a decent one. He’s just corny. He has always been corny. His stats are decent, he’s won a good amount of games and he puts you in a good place, but he just doesn’t have the KILLER in him you really need to be GREAT.

That being said.

I once took a hungover ride out to the Ralph for a Titans Bills October matchup. The Bills were taking on Matt Hasslebeck, who was on the final leg of an overachieving career. Hasslebeck, to me, at least had some fight in him. Everyone in the stadium thought because of his age, and weak white arm, he couldn’t beat us. In my post career drunken stooper, I knew Hasslebeck still had a chance. You never doubt an NFL QB.

He can still win this game. ( if the Bills play sloppy. )

Final Prediction

Matty Ice will seek to have a final ski trip to Buffalo and a warm fire and a cup of hot coffee. What he will get is a cold beer to the face and told to jump through the table or go fuck himself. I have a big party for Buffalo in Orchard Park, and hope its over early enough for Mitch to get some garbage snaps.

Bills 42

Falcons 19

#bookit