We are back in the writing column this week after a brief hiatus. Checkout the PREGAME Show on the podcast for the weekly breakdown and top 5 NFL QB matchups of the week! This week Tua and Flores and the Fins are coming for a spooky Sunday Supper in WNY. Will it be an ugly dubya for the Fins or a Sexy special event for The General and his men?
Let’s break it down in the #PREGAMEDUMP
Waddle When You Walk
Jaylen Waddle is a football player. When I say this, I mean a player that, regardless of position, plays the game of the highest level of toughness, passion, and fortitude that the game is MEANT TO BE PLAYED. A Football Player does not simply exist in today’s game. He is an olde time baller who could play the game in any time period. Hips of an old school halfback, hands of an 80s slotback, and the passion of a 60s cornerback. He can break a play like Forrest Gump, and he is boys with Tua. I truly believe he is the final lifeline to Tua’s resonating Ukalele song.
Scary Bad D
The Dolphins D, despite having bitten from the Bellichick Apple, the hands that feed from Brian Flores’ scheme aren’t thriving. They have led up 207 PA in 2021 thus far. In London, they had a nice showing but fell to the Jags. Yeesh. In ATL, they came close, with Tua completing a few BIG balls’ throws to seemingly finish off the squawking Falcons. (down 2 WR) The defense was unable to stop Matt Ryan however, with a BEAST in Kyle Pitts, but no WRs.
The Fins have lost several games closely however, and if you are an “Analytics” or “Statistical” or “Tin Foil Hat” person, you gotta think the chances are in their favor to eek out a close one. Since getting bitched by Buffalo, they’ve dropped 5 straight, BUT…. 3 of the 5 were by 3 or less points. Don’t count anything out on this All Hallow’s Eve.
“This Isn’t Real!”
The Bills are in a scary position right now, despite everyone really looking forward to the next four weeks. From the balanced perspective, the Bills haven’t really won a thing yet, or done much yet. Josh Allen almost won the MVP, we almost went to the Super Bowl, but we havn’t DONE anything yet. If you look at the dark side of what the Chiefs have run into since their APEX, you have to ask yourself, how much time do the Bills have? Though it’s been bright, time is ticking, and everyone should enjoy this season for all it’s worth.
That being said, great teams aren’t in doubt. Great teams would have finished off the Titans 2 weeks ago. The Bills have enjoyed playing the role of the good guy, challenging the top teams at the top of the pyramid. Are they ready to choke out teams and slice and dice them like a true Champion does? Do they have what it takes to “Show no mercy?” on some of these teams? We will find out..
The Bills have worn the mask of unsung hero well, can they don the mask of the Evil Emperor like Bill’s Pats? If they can, they will dominate a withering species of Miami porpoise, and help end the Ukalele tale of Tua. If they decide they want to play the good guy, and play nice, they could end up getting accidentally gutted and left out to sea like Dexter in an ugly sloppy mess. I have the Bills in a weird one, 24-17.
Happy Halloween Everyone GO BILLS
