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Another tough prime time match up, another glorious victory for the 2020 Buffalo Bills. The cagey Bills were able to dismantle the AFC darling Pittsburgh Steelers to earn another notch on the respect belt. Here we are following another late night snack on Sunday Night Football and we are still looking sexy. 

Mike Tomlin Wanted a Fight

And he got it. The Steelers allegedly practiced “in pads” on Friday, despite their 3 games in 11 days or so. The locker room material signifier of a “padded praccy?” A dog fight. A street fight. A bully is coming to the 716. Though Josh and the team appeared a bit wobbly at times in the first half, response was that of a drunk Bills fan taking a urinal-line fist to the skull. A smile- a half dazed check of a beer spill, and carry on. 

Did anyone else see Mike Tomlin get absolutely destroyed on the sideline?- Satisfying play of the day by Dawson Knox.

Big Ben took it on the Body

This wannabe reporter live tweets before during and after every game, and I repetitively tweet at a few defensive (and maybe some offensive leaders) each week a message. This week’s message was to leave Big Bens career in a symbolic coffin in a dark cold silent Orchard Park graveyard.

The body shots proved to soften Ben’s reserve and his soft eyes showed a man who’s career was spiraling into a pit of a long history of civil lawsuit question marks. As the nasal wonder himself Chris Colinsworth said on Sundee night…

A Star is Born

A few stars have been aligned this season in a constellation never seen clearer than the Kellesius-Reedan-Thurmanoisis first seen in the 1990s. Astrologists for many years will talk about how the way Beane-strodomus was able to arrange this cast of characters and provide a gallelio-like prophecy of influential greatness that is Josh Allen, Stefon Diggs, The rodeo clown Cole Beasley and Gabe Davis. Don’t forget John Brown is sitting injured reserve.. this offense has serious STAR POWER.

It certainly seems as though thus far, despite so many Western New Yorker’s not being able to watch this team play in person live, this season is a season of destiny for the Buffalo Bills. Anytime you can take a few punches from a Bully, and still come out on top with your boys surrounding you dancing on the grave of a longtime AFC leader..

You’ve got yourself a real life General. Lookin’ at you Josh Allen.